If Jesus Walked Among Us...

If Jesus walked among us...

 

 

Napakasakit, Kuya Eddie - Video and Lyrics

Ako’y naririto Nagbabanat ng buto.
Sa mainit na siyudad sa bansa ng Arabyano.
Anong hirap talaga ang kumita ng pera.
Kakapal ang ‘yong kamay Masusunog pa ang kulay.
Sa aking pagtulog Ang daming iniisip.
Bumilis na ang araw upang ako’y makabalik Itinigil ang bisyo.

Alak, sugal, sigarilyo Upang makaipon, magtitiis na lang ako…
Napakasakit, Kuya Eddie Ang sinapit ng aking buhay.
Napakasakit, Kuya Eddie Sabihin mo kung ano ang gagawin…
At ako ay natuwa Sumulat ang aking anak.
Ako ay nabigla at agad ay lumuha Itay, umuwi ka, dalian mo lang sana.
Si inay ay may iba.
Nagtataksil sa ‘yo ama…
Napakasakit, Kuya Eddie Ang sinapit ng aking buhay.
Napakasakit, Kuya Eddie Sabihin mo kung ano ang gagawin…

At ako ay umuwi, gabi na nang dumating.
Ang dal’wa naming anak.
Sa malayo nakatingin.

Mata’y namumula, halos nakapikit na.
Ang kanilang kamay may hawak na marijuana.
Ngunit ang masakit, ako’y nagtaka.
Dalawa naming anak, bakit ngayon ay tatlo na?
Mahal kong asawa.
May kasama na s’yang iba.
Ang lupit naman, dala pa ang aking pera…
Napakasakit, Kuya Eddie Ang sinapit ng aking buhay.
Napakasakit, Kuya Eddie Sabihin mo kung ano ang gagawin..
Napakasakit, Kuya Eddie Ang sinapit ng aking buhay.
Napakasakit, Kuya Eddie Sabihin mo kung ano ang gagawin…

Photoshop Mistakes Part 1

2011 Hyundai Elantra Specifications

For the 2011 HYUNDAI ELANTRA specifications, click here.

Dumbest Celebrity Quotes

IVANA TRUMP

 ·  «Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.»
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel 

·  «I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»
- Milos Forman, Film director 

·  «When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»
- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine. 

·  «The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate 

·  «You guys, line up alphabetically by height.»
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach 

·  «I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.»
- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004) 

·  «I think war is a dangerous place.»
- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003) 

·  «I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.»
- Greg Norman, Golfer 

·  «It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something.»
- Brooke Shields, Actress, on why it was is good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college 

·  «Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself.»
- Gyrator, Chicago Rotary Club journal 

·  «These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up.»
- Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player 

PARIS HILTON

·  «I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.» - Paris Hilton (December 2003) 

·  «I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman» --- Arnold Schwarzenegger

·  «Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.» - Mariah Carey, pop singer

·  «My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.»
- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice. 

·  «The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

·  «And now the sequence of events in no particular order.»
- Dan Rather, television news anchor 

·  «Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.»
- George W Bush, Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000 

·  «The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.»
- Dizzy Dean, explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series. 

·  «I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost.»
- Frank Bruno, Boxer 

GEORGE BUSH

 ·  «I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.»
- George Bush 

·  «Put the 'off' button on.»
- George W. Bush, Associated Press, 14th February 2000 

·  «I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.»
- George Rogers, NFL New Orleans Saint RB, when asked about the upcoming season 

·  «I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.»
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons 

·  «The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.»
- Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst 

·  «Half this game is ninety percent mental.»
- Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager 

·  «Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it.»
- Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant. 

·  «If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold them.» - - Ted Turner, media mogul, on selling off his money losing properties

·  «Facts are stupid things.»
- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President 

·  «What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President 

·  «That's just the tip of the ice cube.»
- Neil Hamilton, BBC2 

·  «A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.»
- Samuel Goldwyn 

·  «I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.»
- Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer 

·  «It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

·  «I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.»
- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. 

SYLVESTER STALLONE

 ·  «The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.»
- Sylvester Stallone, Actor 

·  «Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.»
- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC 

·  «We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President 

·  «Will the highways on the internet become more few?»
- George W Bush, Concord, New Hampshire, (29th January 2000) 

·  «Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.»
- Keppel Enderbery, Former Australian cabinet minister 

·  «Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding.»
- Mickey Rivers, baseball player 

·  «I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President 

·  «So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children?»
- Michael Barrymore 

·  «Food is an important part of a balanced diet.»
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer 

·  «We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?»
- Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation 

·  «For NASA, space is still a high priority.»
- Dan Quayle 

·  «He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.»
- Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer 

·  «If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.»
- George Gobel 

·  «If only faces could talk...»
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl 

·  «Every minute was more exciting than the next.»
- Linda Evans, actress 

·  «I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.»
— Jessica Simpson

Lovers In Tokyo

Funny and Creative Print Ads - Part 2

Covergirl Teens: Anime

Coca-Cola Light

Aquafresh Flexigel: Ear

Utopolis, Group of cinemas: Free Willy

Nutri Balance: Husband

Kayaking Jumbo Peanut: Choking

KitKat

Oranges – Wonderbra

Truck – Pepsi Light

Sharp – WMF

General Tire: Wrapped by Adventure

Utopolis, Group of Cinemas: Titanic

 Softlan Ultra: Wrestling

 

Funny and Creative Print Ads

Mag-Lite: Buddha

 

Breath – Pedigree

Ambulance – Listermint Mouthwash

Lion – Zoo Safari

New Job – Career Builder

 KISS FM 97.7: Father

Fairfax/The Sydney Morning Herald: Size Change

Magician – Glassex Window

FEBRUARY 08 -This Day in History

February 08: 
 

1587: Mary, Queen of Scots, was beheaded in England after she was implicated in a plot to murder Queen Elizabeth, her cousin.
 

1828: Jules Verne born.
 

1836: Davy Crockett and his "Tennessee Mounted Volunteers" arrive at the Alamo.
 

1837: When no Vice Presidential candidated received a majority of the electoral votes, the U.S. Senate picked the Vice President, Richard Mentor Johnson.
 

1910: The Boy Scouts of America was incorporated.
 

1915: The motion picture, Birth of a Nation, premiered at Clunes Auditorium in Los Angeles. It was directed by D.W. Griffith.
 

1924: The gas chamber is used for the first time in the United States at Carson City, Nevada.
 

1925: Actor Jack Lemmon born.
 

1940: Ted Koppel born.
 

1940: Actor Nick Nolte born.

Interesting Bus Stop Ads

Here are some of my favorite bus stop ads:

Cosmetic Surgery Myths

Cosmetic Surgery

Myth #1: You can fix anything with cosmetic surgery.

This is heard almost daily by cosmetic surgeons when a patient calls or comes in for a consultation. There are many factors to consider when someone is choosing to under go a cosmetic surgery procedure. 

The first thing to ask is, "Is the concern of the patient a real fact or deformity?" and "Will their physical limitations and situation lead to an aesthetically pleasing result in the eyes of the patient and the surgeon?" If the answer is no then the reasons why should be addressed. Cosmetic surgery can not give you a "perfect" body, nor can it fix everything. There are physical limitations limited by our own unique individual characteristics.

Myth #2: Breast Implants cause or increase your risk for breast cancer.

The Institute of Medicine found evidence that breast implants do not cause breast cancer or the recurrence of breast cancer. How ever it is still essential to undergo routine screening for breast cancer which includes: self breast exams, mammograms, and clinical breast exams. Just as you would if you didn't have breast implants.

Myth #3: You can't breastfeed if you have implants.

According the the Mayo Clinic, breastfeeding with implants is safe. Because breast milk is considered the primary and best choice for babies, the Mayo Clinic also encourages women with breast implants to breast feed if they are able to do so.

Myth #4: Implants need to be replaced every ten years.

Unless you are having a problem or concern then there is no need to do anything. Some patients may have reasons to want to replace their implants however; it is not required. They are man made devices and there is no guarantee as to how long an individual implant will stay intact.

Myth #5: Liposuction can be used as a weight loss tool.

Liposuction is a cosmetic surgery employed to remove excess fat from specific body parts. This surgical procedure is not an alternative to exercise and dieting and should be used only to remove the stubborn fat that does not respond to exercises and diet. Liposuction is not a weight loss method but a method to fatty deposits throughout the body. Generally the fat is removed from thighs, chin, buttocks, love handles (abdomen), breasts and stomach for women and chin, waist, breasts and buttocks for men.

Odd Facts About Shoes

Grecian shoes were peculiar in reaching to the middle of the legs. The present fashion of shoes was introduced into England in 1633. 

In the ninth and tenth centuries the greatest princes of Europe wore wooden shoes. 

Slippers were in use before Shakespeare's time, and were originally made "rights" and "lefts."

Shoes among the Jews were made of leather, linen, rush or wood; soldiers' shoes were sometimes made of brass or iron.

In the reign of William Rufus of England, in the eleventh century, a great beau, "Robert, the Horned," used shoes with sharp points, stuffed with tow, and twisted like rams' horns.

The Romans made use of two kinds of shoes--the solea, or sandal, which covered the sole of the foot, and was worn at home and in company, and the calceus, which covered the whole foot and was always worn with the toga when a person went abroad. 

In the reign of Richard II., shoes were of such absurd length as to require to be supported by being tied to the knees with chains, sometimes of gold and silver.

In 1463 the English parliament took the matter in hand and passed an act forbidding shoes with spikes more than two inches in length being worn and manufactured.